Demagogue

Demagogue's party platform's proclaimed.
Enemies of world peace he has named.
      But his plan's been aborted -
      His opponent's supported
By those innocent folks he's defamed.

Conservative Ploy

Here's a thoughtful conservative ploy -
Give a gun to each girl and each boy.
      Every liberal bloke
      Will get one final smoke
Then ballistic farewells they'll enjoy.

Copyright © 2001 by Denis Garrison